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[Apr 30th, 1:00am] |
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God I'm so glad I have less than 2 weeks of school. I'm getting so lazy.
P.S. Charles and I are talking about getting a house or apartment :o) I wanna get engaged already!
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[Feb 20th, 12:33am] |
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One can only wish to find as much happiness as I've found in you.
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[Nov 21st, 1:08am] |
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I haven't been unhappy since November of last year. And of course one year later im not unhappy but not happy. I can't decipher what my heart wants and what it feels. Its like I have 2 megaphones.. one in each ear telling me opposite things. I'm so unmotivated to do anything but listen to music. I can't concentrate on anything except my confusion. One moment I think I know what I want.. the next i don't want it anymore. Why can't i just figure out what my heart is trying to tell me???
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[May 8th, 2:59am] |
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Only 2 days left til finals are over and I can enjoy life again. More time with Charles... more time with Jess.. more time with Mike..... and I get to move into the house!!!!!! No school yay!!! Until then I'm stuck studying for the moment.. ehhhh. Well better get back to studyin.
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[Mar 31st, 2:22am] |
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Yay @ my first time going out to Scottsdale tonight drinkin at Suede and meeting Derek Jeter and some other Yankee's player. Ya... that's right.. they were there. And for the record...... Derek Jeter is sooooo not that attractive. He reminds me of a tan, no curly haired Rob Schneider. EW.
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[Mar 17th, 12:56am] |
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He has the broom....
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| Random Ass Shit |
[Feb 28th, 2:07pm] |
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Haha tell me this conversation isnt just random as hell. i love it.
Me:
i hate panda express. ick. i wanna play poker, texas hold' em to be exact. with farm animals. ones that don't smell
Him:
I want to swan dive into a baby pool full of tapioca pudding and heroin addicts...reminds me of my childhood....*reminisces*
Me:
i wanna tie an old ladies hair to a hippee's dreadlocks and scary them so they both try and run away and hit each other. then ill pour baby oil all over them and laugh.
Him:
I want to be involved in a 3 way kiss with Dr Ruth, and Judge Judy...then shortly thereafter change their diapers and hopefully partake in a game of...pin the penis on the elderly....I mean SICK!@?@..!..$
Me:
i wanna give a cleveland steamer to martha stewart after chasing around 34 puppies, one of which stole my stiletto heel. damn dogs.
Him:
I prefer the "Texas Steamroller"...and I would only perform such on Bill cosby...because hes a big fan of "pudding"...and I s'pose the mood would have to be right...a little simon and garfunkle in the background...the romantic essence of refried beans...and Id have to be wearing something sexy...like a banana suit...*bites finger in homoerotic manner*
Me:
what about a donkey punch?O O O O O O strawberry shortcake? ehhh ill let you choose. i prefer a little slow music when im performin these acts. I think pantera is a good one to set the mood. you know some sexy sweat pants and a mu-mu.... i know how to turn the boys on
Him:
damn homeslice!?!...all this mu -mu... and mustache talk is gettin me all riled up....you're makin me wanna go watch"I love the 80's" and seduce myself with drag queen sock puppets....oh...YOU KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE...(and the elderly in my case...*shits diaper*)Pink Sock anyone??...*fans self with slightly soiled undergarments*
Me:
a little pink in the stink eh? so you're one of them? shit i got my bee-gees playin in the background right. screw the 80's.. its all about the 70's. smokin weed and doin the deed. who smokes grass? gross.
Him:
Oh..so now ITS WRONG???...you werent complaining when Fred Savage gave you Arabian goggles...IN fact...you were all"OMFG FRED SAVAGE GAVE ME ARABIAN GOGGLES...LOLZZZZZZ!?!?!"...you STREETWALKER!?!!...Im all about the Bbq pork rinds...who the fuck eats pig skin anyways????...*strokes fur of dead moose*
Me:
just cuz i quail hunt doesnt mean im a killer. I mean come on. The reindeer made me run over grandma with the snowmobile. he's quite a manipulative one. he told me i could be in his gang if i did.
Him:
You good for nothing MUFFIN BURNER!?!?...If willard scott knew of your plans to expose the secret ingredient in bushs baked beans...YOUD BE SHUNNED FROM THE GIRLSCOUTS...YEAH...NO BAD ASS KNEE HIGH SOCKS FOR YOU...or unlubed buttsex...put that in your crackpipe and smoke it...SISTER!?!@...Dude...the flower petal posse??...Im never giving that son of a bitch another rimjob...*spits out candy cane chunks*
Me:
shit i ran out of anal lube... you expect me just to give it up? i mean its like air to me. you want me to die? do ya? shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Him:
WHEN YOUR WORLD SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD AND YOU WISH THAT YOU WERENT THERE...JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MAKE BELIEVE...AND YOU CAN BE ANYWHERE....check please!?!?...PLEASE???....fucking pubic lice...THANKS A MILLION...
Me:
ewww pubic lice? thats unfortunate. I have crabs... those suckers pinch.. i find myself having to put them in check throughout the day, you know have a self-management talk with them.
Him:
You must have watched the same Dr. Phil episode...."WHY DONT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU...JUST SETTLE DOWWWWWWWWWN....YOURE NESTING IN MYYYYYYYYYYY ..PUBIC HAIR....WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU????....DO YOU EVER TAKE HER FEELINGS INTO ACCOUUUUUUNT...???WHY DONT YOUUUUU TRY PINCHING MYYYYYYYYY TESTICLES...YOUUUUUUUUUUUU WOULD IN FOR A RUUUUUUUUUUUDE AWAKENING..."....Fuck...I miss Vietnam...
NEXT CONVO...
Him:
yeah...tell me about it...those...weird....bastards...oh...wait...nevermind....*changes subject*...you 15 year old Mexicans...and your ...your...SEXUAL PARTNERS!?!@!...expecting soon??...*ponders*
Me:
ya i have twin girls, they're 12 and 9. then im 13 months pregnant with my son.
Him:
ORALE!?!...not mushroom carnalita???....I made babies once...out of play doh...theyre sitting on my entertainment center...next to my autographed Richard simmons daisy dukes...and pink fuzzy slippers...
Me:
my baby is a beagle. the dad and i don't talk anymore.. he started barking too much and i couldnt understand him anymore so we got a divorce. fucker still has my good jacket...
Him:
at least you got something out of the whole escapade...lactating tits..SILVER LINING, MAN....
Me:
ya.. it was a nice jacket too.. i got it from the clearance rack at walmart. it said it was a poncho.. whatever that is.. i thought i was buying a small child but eh.. a jacket works. WTF does a beagle need a poncho for?
Him:
The more important question is...WAS THE BEAGLE IN THE DINING ROOM...WITH COLONEL MUSTARD???....fuck?!!...I totally missed The Golden Girls...got any sultry porn links???
Me:
CLOSE! The beagle was in the laboratory with mr. green. he had the knife. little fucker had a satchel for it and everything. god i couldnt trust that little liar. he had puppies with some other hoe from puppies n love. mexicansexdoll@petafiles.us.gov
Him:
I can totally sympathize with you...my chia pet gave Rosie O donnel a blowjob...in MY KITCHEN!?!...totally fucking ruined my quiche....THE SLUT RUINED A PERFECTLY EDIBLE BROCCOLI QUICHE!?!?....WHY ME??????WHY ANYYYYYYONNNNNNNNEEEE!?!?!?!!.....I actually saw nudes posted on www.omfgwatchmefuckthisasianpreoptranssexual.edu ...I should probably be watching Emeril Live...
Me:
pikichu loves you! hes my new lover and he doesn't cheat on me. since he has a step child and all now hes very dedicated... the sex is amazing too, its like 9 vibrators all consolidated into 1! who needs porn, i just tape us!
Him:
Sounds fanfuckingtabulous...you high class street walker?!?!...nothing beats losing your virginity in a dumpster behind Wal Mart...*cherishes moment*
Me:
i lost my virginity in the back of my cousins civic hatchback. it was pretty good. the hydrolics definitely gave it an added boost. he was asian, so he needed the boost.
LOVE THE RANDOMNESSSS. If you read all that, you are my hero.
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[Feb 18th, 2:33am] |
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something in my heart feels weird.
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[Feb 2nd, 10:52pm] |
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School's long, work's annoying, and i wanna be done with college. But im giddy over a boy. :-O. I hope it lasts.. for reals this time
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[Jan 14th, 3:15pm] |
So im in a great mood.. haha maybe i shouldnt be but like that describes the last few months of my life... so ya im definitely loving it. a lot. :) I'm Ovary Overriden right now. ew. haha but whatever. God's way of telling me that im not to menopause yet and not pregnant... haha not that i had a doubt about either but you know. Ehhhhhh.
TODAY WAS SO AWESOME!
I got to go to lunch with Jess <3. I got to see the house im moving into in April.. maybe June. pffft. I CANNOT wait. She has like the same exact, to the color taste that i have. Haha in life and decor. Dude that house is gonna be pimpette. Awww so many drunken goofy memories will happen there.. Haha i know it! That and Dane Cook quoting. always a great time! Yeah for TGI Friday's too. Haha and Cinnabon Cheesecake. oh dear lord. so great. AHHH I wanna move in right now lol.
I'm just sitting in my backyard right now. its soooo beautiful. I'm in comfy clothes and its like the perfect weather. Just a slight breeze. Ever so slight. And then i have the palm trees around me. The clouds all over with the sun not peaking through just leaving its shadow and beautiful rays to shine down on me. And im out here with Bentley. I love watching him just run around and explore everything. Seriously i feel so happy right now, and comfortable. Screw work in like half hour haha. Oh well. Im just gonna sit out here as long as i can. I love my life. Ovary Overriden and all.
If you would have told me 6 months ago i would be this happy with everything in my life. I would have called you a liar. Glad i was wrong. I just smiled. And now it won't stop. I love this.
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[Dec 7th, 11:53pm] |
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Ya so considering i slept all day when i should have been studying (cuz i was sick) and im still not done, this is probably the last thing i should be doing but hey, it'll get done. Hmm so ya i was supposed to meet with my group this morning and one of them called at like 8:30 and was like why are we meeting? haha i had no idea. so after a few minutes of calling everyone else, we decided we all wanted more sleep and didnt need to meet. YES!
So then at 11:30 my mom calls me to tell me my brother threw up (and its his birthday) at school and he needs someone to pick him up. haha im sick in bed yet i agree to do it because im such a loving daughter and sister. or so i say. So i get my happyass outta bed and pick him up and bring him home and i went back to sleep. haha i didnt get out of bed til 4pm, but god did i feel soooo much better when i did. Then i went to pesto's (my work) and got me a pizza and ate for the first time alllll day.
Then the studying began at like 8 or so. ya so i had to read only like 50 pages (normally he gives like 100) haha and it should have taken me like 2 hrs or 3 max... and here i am 4 hours later not done :) Guess thats what happens when you REALLY dont wanna do it and you waste time on here and myspace. But im excited cuz tomorrow i get to have lunch with a friend i have not seen in like... wow 3-4 years. so stoked :)
But ya i actually had a really good day today even though i was sick and im actually really happy for the first time in my life and im glad i can say it. No stress, no drama and just actually pure happiness. haha i hope it lasts. i think it will cuz ive completely changed my attitude.. im normally one to complain (ill admit) but lately ive been making a huge effort not too, and my god does it feel great. i guess its true that everything in life is a choice. you choose to be in a good mood or you choose to be in a bad mood. Lately ive been choosing to be in a good mood even though normally i would choose to be in a bad mood and complain. im happy and im lovin it.
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